Showing posts with label the greatest story ever d'ohed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the greatest story ever d'ohed. Show all posts

Sunday, August 4, 2013

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (S21, E16-457)

Do kids really follow Christianity more if its practiced by vegetables?
Plot Summary
Ned Flanders is trying to host a bible study, but can't get started as Homer keeps being noisy and loud outside.  Ned's patience with the nonreligious Homer is at an end, but Reverend Lovejoy steadies him, and Ned tries one last option to help save his neighbor.  He invites the entire family to Jerusalem in hopes of being able to reach Homer, who only agrees to go because Marge insists.

In Jerusalem, Ned, the Simpsons and the rest of Ned's bible study are given a tour by a rather obnoxious tour guide (voiced by Sacha Baron Cohen).  Homer still acts like a moron, which only furthers Ned's anger.  It reaches a head when Homer takes a nap on the tomb of the savior, Ned starts having a mental breakdown, smashing the camera Homer previously stole from Ned.  The tomb's guards take Ned away and ban him from the tomb for life.  Ned gives up on Homer, calling him not-savable, and starts walking away.  Stunned by this, Homer tries to give chase, and believes Ned walked out of town and into the desert (Ned had actually walked into a tea store just on the edge of town), and rides a camel to give chase.

The camel eventually breaks free of Homer, and he's stranded in the desert.  After wandering aimlessly for awhile, Homer spots a body of water to drink from, unaware its actually the Dead Sea.  Homer falls unconscious after drinking some of its water, and has an odd vision.  When Marge is able to find him via a rescue truck, Homer awaken to proclaim himself a messiah.

Back at the hotel, its learned Homer is simply suffering from Jerusalem syndrome, which causes people to believe they're some sort of messiah.  Homer escapes, and the family figures he's going to the dome of the rock, the one place Christians, Jews and Muslims all pay visit to.  Ned comes along for this, where they find Homer telling the crowd his message: that the three religions are actually quite similar and instead of trying to be divisive with each other's differences, they should come together with their shared interests, like how all three are okay with eating chicken.  Ned takes Homer's message to heart, but other tourists start showing their Jerusalem syndrome as well as multiple people claim to be the messiah.  Homer and Ned reconcile on the plane ride back, and the two are good associates once more.

Quick Review
There's a lot going on here in this episode that just doesn't work.  First of all, its not funny.  Ignoring everything else bad, the "comedy" the episode provides would've probably yielded a score of 6.0 at the very best.

Then, the tour guide was painfully unfunny.  I've got nothing against Sacha Baron Cohen and I suppose he delivered his lines alright, but the lines and dialogue itself was just awful, and scenes featuring the guide or his niece Dorit were the worst parts of the episode.

I didn't particularly mind the heavy religious theme of the episode but I am aware that with the episode tosses aside some comedy in order to tell the story (which in this case might've helped it, the comedy was that bad), but overall it makes for a terrible half hour of humor, and is among the worst episodes of the series.

Final Score: 3.5

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The Ten Worst Episodes I've Reviewed

Drudging my way through these later seasons, I've come across several episodes which have not been good.  Whether its because the premise is just awful, the jokes are either non-existent or just bad, or a combination thereof, these episodes are the bottom of the barrel for the series, indicators for any new writers for the series to take to heart as to what not to duplicate.

As I continue to make my way through these newer episodes, I will likely update this page when needed.

T-#10: Mathlete's Feat
Season 26 | Episode 22-574 | Score: 4.0
Pointless references, dull plot, a lot of filler because the dull plot was too short, oh, and lots of bad jokes.  That's how you (barely) make the bottom ten.

T-#10: That '90s Show
Season 19 | Episode 11-411 | Score: 4.0
The first episode to air after the similarly awful E Pluribus Wiggum, the problem with the episode isn't the fact that the show get retconned by the 90s, its that it does so goddamned poorly it hurts.

#9: Love is Many-Splintered Thing
Season 24 | Episode 12-520 | Score: 3.9
Marriage theme.  Bringing back Bart's girlfriend eleven episodes later just for them to break up.  Lisa.  Large amounts of Woody Allen.  Yeah, it deserves to be here.

#8: Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
Season 23 | Episode 12-498 | Score: 3.7
Moe's rag, which is Moe's best friend, talks about its origins as a demonic tapestry and all the other crap it went through, none of which resembles comedy.

#7: Midnight Rx
Season 16 | Episode 06-341 | Score: 3.6
An episode where everyone is popping prescription pills thanks to Homer and Grampa's efforts to smuggle in cheap drugs from Canada isn't even as funny as it sounds, and it sounds as unfunny as possible.

#6: The Serfsons
Season 29 | Episode 01-619 | Score: 3.5
While its the same score as #5, I'm giving this the tiniest slack as part of its problem was ("simply") its terrible execution of a braindead idea, though make no mistake it is full of terribly written jokes as well.

#5: The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
Season 21 | Episode 16-457 | Score: 3.5
Maybe it was the religious theme.  Maybe it was the really annoying tour guide,  Or, maybe it was that this episode was completely unfunny as a whole.

#4: Bart-Mangled Banner
Season 15 | Episode 21-334 | Score: 3.4
A temporarily deaf Bart unknowingly moons the American flag, setting off a wave of political agenda jokes that never makes for actual comedy.

#3: Blame It on Lisa
Season 13 | Episode 15-284 | Score: 3.2
The Simpsons go to Brazil to find Lisa's sponsored child who had gone missing, then Homer gets kidnapped.  The problem with this episode?  All of the jokes were crap.

#2: Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Season 11 | Episode 14-240 | Score: 3.0
A voice actress has a contract dispute, and leaves the show.  Producers natural response?  Kill off one of the characters she voiced in Maude Flanders, under the justification that future Ned Flanders episodes would have potential, because A Star is Born Again and I'm Goin' to Praiseland were really worth it!

#1: Married to the Blob
Season 25 | Episode 10-540 | Score: 2.8
How does an episode fare worse than Alone Again, Natura-Diddly?  By being an episode composed solely of comic book and anime references which, mind you, is not actual comedy.  The 'jokes' aren't any better, either.  Not even Stan Lee was able to prevent this epsiode from being the new worst Simpsons episode of all time.